Horoscope: July 31, 2008

Sigh... I want to see Thelonious Monk, Ella Fitzgerald, Miles Davis, or John Coltrane live on stage.

Horoscope: July 15, 2008

You will wish that everything was done for you. Then you will not wish for that, because it's lame.

Horoscope: July 10, 2008

She's never been to a Jamba Juice!?!? omg...

Horoscope: July 9, 2008

Bathroom locks are a good thing, Martha.

Horoscope: July 8, 2008

Be hungry when well fed. Be paranoid when secure. Be creative when informed.

Horoscope: July 2, 2008

Did you get the licence plate number on that truck?