Thursday, June 19, 2008

Horoscope: June 19, 2008

Getting a prescription is easy. NOT!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Horoscope: June 18, 2008

The plants are using us for their own ends. Clever bastards.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Horoscope: June 16, 2008

You will wake up hung over. You will remember the fun that got you here and you will be happy.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Horoscope: June 11, 2008

Please describe all that you do.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Horoscope: June 11, 2008

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3. So much work so little time.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Horoscope: June 10, 2008

Totems will become physical abilites in WotLK. "Terrorist fist jab." will be said on Fox News. Meme machines will rule the world.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Horoscope: June 9, 2008

"I hate my computer." Will be heard from over the cubical walls. Be not afraid, for you are immortal.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Horoscope: June 4, 2008

You're going to have a great day. Seriously. I'm not kidding. A great day. One of the best ever.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Horoscope: June 3, 2008

You will be so busy today that you will forget to write a daily horoscope.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Horoscope: June 6, 2008

OMG! Is it 4:20 pm already!?! Oh wait... no it's not. It's only 4:08 pm. :(