Horoscope: May 30, 2008

Someone will recommend the home made brownies in the office kitchen. Don't trust his taste in pastries.

Horoscope: May 29, 2008

Your girlfriend will ask you for your opinion on what clothing to wear. Tell her to figure it out for herself.

Horoscope: May 28, 2008

You will find $5 in the gutter. I think someone is fucking with you!

Horoscope: May 27, 2008

You will work a long day after a long weekend and will take a long nap when you get home.

Horoscope: May 23, 2008

Save and close. That's SAVE and close. (Darn kids never listen.)

Horoscope: May 22, 2008

You will find 30 dollars lying in the street!

Exercise Log: May 21, 2008

Pushups: 2
Situps: 2
Leg Lifts: 2
Stairs/Walk: Stairs

Horoscope: May 21, 2008

The process of taking action on good ideas will help you to better understand the definition of 'good'.

Exercise Log: May 20, 2008

Pushups: 1

Situps: 1

Leg Lifts: 1

Stairs/Walk: Walk

Horoscope: May 20, 2008

A great idea will come into your mind. Get it out of there before it rots.

Horoscope: May 19, 2008

You will wake early to get the job done. Don't forget to blow your nose.

Horoscope: May 16, 2008

You're fat, lazy and you don't challenge yourself often enough. How do you like 'dem apples!?

Horoscope: May 15, 2008

The lights are low. The hour is early. You are working for a better tomorrow. Don't blow it.

Horoscope: May 14, 2008

Today might possibly be. But you can't take that for granted.

Horoscope: May 13, 2008

There is nothing much to say today. Don't be caught up trying to make conversation.

Horoscope: May 12, 2008

Surprise! Dressing well, eating well, and reading well, will... improve your disposition. Amazing, I know.

Horoscope: May 9, 2008

Try to think of something to say that sounds smart and useful. Use the delete key liberally.

Horoscope: May 8, 2008

Food courts neither supply good food nor good decisions. Brown bag your ideas today.

Horoscope: May 7, 2008

You will find that a pen with no ink allows you to write with more clarity.

Horoscope: May 6, 2008

The high and low will not be as grand as the to an fro. Make the most of interruption.

Horoscope: May 5, 2008

Ripping your eyes out, chopping off your nose and keeping you head submerged in water for 3 months is not out of the question.

Horoscope: May 2, 2008

Good things will be happening to you so quickly that not even internet lag will get you down.

Horoscope: May 1, 2008

Gaud hates you. Give up now before things get really bad. Just kidding. Things are not that bad, but hey, feel free to bitch like they are.